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Troublesome Treacle

Hello My Furry and Feathered Friends,

I’ve always loved a ‘Bad boy’ and a ‘Toy boy’ so Mr Holmes, my new Bassett Hound boyfriend is perfect for me!

Things have developed since I sent Holmes a Valentine’s Day card which I had sneaked through his owners’ letterbox then ran like the speed of light back home.

At first when he saw me after I had declared my love for him, he gave me the occasional cool glance with his beautiful brown eyes which made me go all of a quiver.

What a surprise I had when Mistress said that she and I were going to Mr. and Mrs. Peppers – Holmes’s Mum and Dad’s house for tea!

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